c0rnfields:

hahaha best part of the movie.

(Source: bubble-gum-bitchh)

(Source: iamnotswarley)

detectivedannie:

soltian:

the-flynnster:

mechinism:

STOP TOUCHING THINGS

I ACCIDENTALLY BROKE HAWKEYE

Hawkeye is more of an appliance than an Avenger in Steve’s eyes.

Poor Hawkeye.

When people say that homosexuality is too hard for kids to understand, I lol.

It’s really not that hard is it to say, “Sometimes boys like boys and sometimes girls like girls. Now eat your fucking jello.”

Or give  it to me. Unless it’s the green kind. ewwwww

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

keyblader-in-the-tardis:

megaleggin:

10knotes:

Parenting you’re doing it right

YES.

(Source: thighrabanks)

imperialmog:

jolly-dolly:

Always reblog because it’s so true.

And i picture the donuts involved have to be long johns for the lulz. And why do homophobes obsess over the sex part?

(Source: cloverhigh)

Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight

Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.

Them: They're already dating other people
Shippers: lol
Them: They're just friends
Shippers: lol
Them: They hate each other
Shippers: lol
Them: They're not gay
Shippers: lol
Them: They're siblings
Shippers: lol
Them: The age difference is too uncomfortable
Shippers: lol
Them: They're not even in the same fandom
Shippers: lol
Them: You don't even watch the show
Shippers: lol